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FAKE NEWS ENCOURAGES MORE LEAKING OF FAKE NEWS

I AM POSTING THIS TO  EXPOSE YET ANOTHER  SOURCE-LESS REPORT OF MORE FAKE NEWS

BELOW IS THE FULL TEXT,  UNEDITED EMAIL, A FALSE NEWS REPORT LEAKED AND REPORTED TO ME BY AN ANONYMOUS  INFORMER.

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The bottom line….

THIS IS MY WEBSITE AND I’LL LAUGH  AT FAKE NEWS IF  I WANT TO

IF I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR I WOULD BE LOST

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE PUT YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR CHEEK AND ENJOY

“LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOU. NINE OUT OF TEN STAND-UP COMEDIANS RECOMMEND LAUGHTER IN THE FACE OF INTENSE STUPIDITY.”

“EVERYONE KNOWS HOW PEOPLE WHO LAUGH EASILY CREATE US BY THEIR LAUGHTER, MAKING US THINK OF FUNNIER AND FUNNIER THINGS.”

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PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES SALE OF CALIFORNIA TO MEXICO

WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he
has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico,
which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of
California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this
deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a
win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will
highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this
evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from
Mexico to 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign
promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern
border of California, 2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the
remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that
currently reside in California. He also noted that Federal money saved
from the reduction of California citizens on US social programs will
allow those social programs to be cash positive in less than
3 years.

Mexican President Nieto announced that he has already introduced a
bill to the Mexican Congress asking to change his country’s name to
MexiCal.

Other benefits President Trump intends to discuss during this
evening’s prime time address include:

California will now be able to act as a sanctuary state within MexiCal
noting that there is much more room for the refugees who will find the
climate in the State of California more desirable than the climate in
US cities such as NYC, Detroit or Chicago.

The elimination of the existing border between Mexico and California
will allow drugs to flow more freely between Mexico and the users in
Hollywood. Drug tunnel diggers at the Tijuana border will now be able
to use their skills to dig tunnels under Los Angeles to help ease
congestion in that city and allow rioters to move about the city’s
universities more freely.

The U.S. taxpayer will no longer be on the hook for any future
disaster relief required once the next megaquake hits California.
The space in the Capitol and other DC buildings vacated by
representatives of California will be fumigated and turned into
“time-out rooms” for the press as well as Liberty Centers where US
citizens can meet with their congressmen to discuss the pursuit of
economic freedom.

Nancy Pelosi released a statement stating that she looks forward to
making the Mexican President’s life miserable and prefers the year
round weather in Mexico City to that of DC. Her office has already
announced a schedule of fund raising activities for what is believed
to be an upcoming campaign to run for President of MexiCal.

Papers released along with Trump’s statement reveal that a newly
incorporated real estate company, pmurT, Inc., which was intimately
involved in the deal discussions, will receive a broker fee of $25
billion on the California sale. An anonymous pmurT, Inc.
representative has revealed that the profits on the deal are HUGE and
will be used to purchase, develop and convert all abandoned US Federal
facilities in California into special high end retreats and resorts
which will assist California residents with managing their euphoria
and transition into the nanny state they have so long desired to be.

The exact northern border of the new MexiCal is still under
negotiation. Apparently the White House is concerned that certain
members of congress may be unwilling to give up California’s wine
country and are suggesting that the northern border align with the
north end of the Golden Gate Bridge.

California residents will be issued special blue cards to cross the
border into the US so that the total number of California liberals
entering the US can be tracked and at any point in time not exceed
predetermined levels. Residents that remain in California after the
effective date of the sale will not be allowed to seek refugee status
in the US in the future.

Mexican President Nieto stated he is thrilled with the deal and is
looking forward to declaring Spanish the national language for his
newly acquired territory and opening SSL (Spanish as a second
language) schools throughout California. He also noted that funding
for the transaction would come from the Mexican drug cartels, which
have agreed to provide low interest loans to Mexico so long as they
are allowed to move their cash out of Switzerland and the Cayman
Islands back into Mexico tax free. He also said he considers the fact
that a Disney park will now be located within his country an added
bonus.

White House representatives refused to confirm rumors that a similar
deal was in the works for the sale of Northeastern states from NY
through Maine, to Canada.

President Trump wrapped up his statement stating, “this deal is HUGE
and will help Make America, albeit a little smaller, Great Again”.

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The bottom line….

THIS IS MY WEBSITE AND I’LL LAUGH  AT FAKE NEWS IF  I WANT TO

 

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